What do you call 19 SEO groaners? This blog post.
What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
Canonical issues.
What do you call a dating service for chauvinist lesbians?
Broad match.
What does a chiropractor fix?
Back links.
What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off?
Pay per click.
What do you call a girl with big boobs on a trampoline?
High bounce rate.
What do you call it when a tapeworm has you over for dinner?
Parasite hosting.
What do you call it when twins are pleased?
Duplicate content.
What does a links superhero wear?
A Linkscape.
What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter?
A trackback.
What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
Alt tag.
What does an annoying nitpicker call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
Alt attribute.
What do you call a squire at the top of the stairs?
A landing page.
What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
Link bait.
What do you call driving into London?
Paid traffic.
What is “king of kings”?
A meta title.
What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?
A 301 redirect.
What do you call chatty psychics?
Social media.
What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard?
A conversion funnel.
What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
Supplemental index.
- SEO for Enterprise Level Publishers
- SES Toronto : Monetizing your Audience Site Clinic
- SES Toronto Live Blogging: Beyond Linkbait - Getting Authoritative Online Mentions
- Facebook Advertising from Soup to Nuts — ASE 2010 Live Blogging
- Setting Up Your Blog for Social Media & Mobile Devices
Posted by Andy said on 14.09.09 @ 12:20 pm :
Some of those were bloody awful!!!! Loved it
Posted by Julian said on 14.09.09 @ 12:42 pm :
I never knew what a “hidden link” is. Now I know: It’s when Zelda is showering.
Posted by HichamD said on 15.09.09 @ 11:31 am :
High bounce rate hahahaha
This is hilarious
Posted by CT Moore said on 15.09.09 @ 2:11 pm :
What do you call science of page titles?
Metaphysics
Posted by Sarah-Jane said on 15.09.09 @ 6:57 pm :
LOL
I think I’m gonna fit right in…
Posted by Sarah said on 16.09.09 @ 5:42 pm :
I like the one about London! So true
Posted by Colleen said on 17.09.09 @ 9:24 am :
I like the explanation for “high bounce rate!”
Posted by stuartpturner said on 17.09.09 @ 10:46 am :
‘What do you call Zelda in lingerie?’
A bit of wee actually came out - I’m such a geek…
Posted by Singapore SEO Services said on 17.09.09 @ 11:14 am :
Meta title is king of kings? LOL! Meta title is god in SEO? ROFL
Posted by Andy said on 17.09.09 @ 11:18 am :
I fear the satire is lost on our Singaporean friend…
Posted by Gifford Morley-Fletcher said on 18.09.09 @ 4:07 am :
Picking up the best girl (or guy) in the room: Quality Score. Great list, especially the trampoline!
Posted by Brad Shorr said on 18.09.09 @ 8:12 am :
Bravo! I especially like the Spartan reference.
Posted by Jason said on 19.09.09 @ 3:31 pm :
Great list! I almost cried when I read the Link bait one
Posted by Kieron Hughes said on 20.09.09 @ 9:37 am :
“What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
Link bait.”
Hahah that’s awesome ;D
Posted by stuartpturner said on 20.09.09 @ 4:09 pm :
What’s in a virgin’s pants on a first date? Sticky content. I had to lower the tone a little…
Posted by socrates said on 22.09.09 @ 7:58 am :
geek
Posted by Combson's Yachts said on 23.09.09 @ 3:26 pm :
Some are very good, some not, but a great collection indeed! :)))
Posted by Tag44 said on 01.10.09 @ 5:55 am :
Really good sense of humor used and very interesting post on seo.
Posted by dimaks said on 20.10.09 @ 9:09 am :
haha,i liked the twins pleased and the trackback.
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Posted by Hemant said on 04.04.12 @ 12:22 am :
Great answered delivered by considering SEO terms.