19 SEO Groaners

What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
Canonical issues.

What do you call a dating service for chauvinist lesbians?
Broad match.

What does a chiropractor fix?
Back links.

What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off?
Pay per click.

What do you call a girl with big boobs on a trampoline?
High bounce rate.

What do you call it when a tapeworm has you over for dinner?
Parasite hosting.

What do you call it when twins are pleased?
Duplicate content.

What does a links superhero wear?
A Linkscape.

What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter?
A trackback.

What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
Alt tag.

What does an annoying nitpicker call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
Alt attribute.

What do you call a squire at the top of the stairs?
A landing page.

What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
Link bait.

What do you call driving into London?
Paid traffic.

What is “king of kings”?
A meta title.

What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?
A 301 redirect.

What do you call chatty psychics?
Social media.

What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard?
A conversion funnel.

What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
Supplemental index.

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